I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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