It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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