would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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