I love black thongs
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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