He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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