talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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