Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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