i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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