I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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