i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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