so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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