So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I wear drunk well.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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