How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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