i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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