I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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