her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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