I'm gonna have a badass scar
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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