shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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