farters have to be the big spoon...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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