I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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