hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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