Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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