I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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