it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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