Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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