i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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