Kiss
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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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