He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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