Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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