got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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