if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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