so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he wants to bone in the snuggie
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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