Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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