That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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