But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
