So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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