I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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