do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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