We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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