he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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