Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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