dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he fucked my hip out of place.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
