It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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