since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
