Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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