i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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