She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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