I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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