How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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