I've blown a few things in my day
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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