Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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