That's when you crack a 10am beer
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
