check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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