i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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