it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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