Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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