I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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