he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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