i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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