I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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