Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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