I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
we're making bets on your personal life
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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