So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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