fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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