Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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